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[sar420]

Rita was standing vigil over her husband's deathbed. As she held his hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his face, and roused him from his slumber.

He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."

But he was insistent. "Rita," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Rita. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Rita. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your mother."

Rita mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now dear, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said.

"Now you be still, and let the poison work."

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[sabomix]

jajaja, it's funny, thanks for post this joke, it's good

[sar420]

sabomix said:

jajaja, it's funny, thanks for post this joke, it's good

My pleasure
Anything to make you laugh:)

[Deth]

This one's quite old. Heard it a lot before but then again, thanks for sharing. It's always good to have a refresher

[sar420]

Deth said:

This one's quite old. Heard it a lot before but then again, thanks for sharing. It's always good to have a refresher

he he, glad you found humour even in an old joke. Well it was new for me, liked it and hence I posted

[Kay]

LOL LOL - This is a real funny joke thanks for posting this - I have to tell people about this, wow, really I am still laughing as I type this.

[compdee]

Weird, but funny! haha!

[Dani]

That is good. lol