Enjoy! Two "Deadly" Jokes
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A man is very sick in the hospital. So his family decides to come one day with a priest. The priest walks up to the man while he is in the bed and begins to say prayers. As the priest is in prayer, the man begins to scribble something and hands it to him. The pirest continues without hesitation and by the time he finishes, the man had died.
A week later at the wake, the priest calls out to everyone " I just remembered, he gave us final words before he died, let us read them"
As everyone listened, the Priest opened the paper and was horrified as he read
"Get off my DANG Oxygen Tube!"
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A man is very sick and in a nursing home. It's expecting he will die soon. One day he was walks slowly and cautiously into the kitchen where he smells something delicious. One of the workers was pulling out a fresh tray of brownies. She went over and began to work on something else as he crept over and pulled out one brownie. He was about to take a bite when the woman screamed
"STOP! IT'S FOR THE WAKE!"
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 06:56 PM
I know that one haha its great
By the way great idea for a thread Now we can just have one great big thread to post jokes
By the way great idea for a thread Now we can just have one great big thread to post jokes
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 08:59 AM
hahaha LMAO
a little cruel, but very funny!!
a little cruel, but very funny!!
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